Welcome back carnivores
I have an offering of films that you can just sink your teeth into. Literally. I mean, have you seen the VHS covers? Ladies got TEETH. Watch out private parts these ghouls wanna take a bite out of you.
Dawn of the Dead / 1978
Director. George. A Romero
Dawn of the Dead is a legendary zombie horror film from George A. Romero. It is perfect for any horror marathon. You can match it with total shit and it’ll make your night. It is just so fun to think about what you could do with an entire mall to yourself, am I right?
Howling IV: The Freaks / 1991
Director. Hope Perello (Who dis)
That’s Howling 6 for those of you who can’t read roman numerals. That’s OK, it’s not important. What is is that you have a power hour before this movie so you can really enjoy it’s full potential. A power hour is when you take a shot of beer every minute. It’s a total bomb, but it’s fun. It has a purple vampire.
Sabretooth / 2002
Director. James D.R. Hickox
This movie is god awful. So, that means you and your friends after you’ve had a vampire v.s werewolf pillow fight will die with ridiculous CGI giggles. I have a thing for really crappy movies — I need to be better to myself, but it feels so satisfying. SO EASY. Plot lines centered around genetically engineered extinct carnivores are A-OK.
Night of the Demons 3/ 1988
Director. Kevin Tenney
The best Way to round out your slumber party is with some teenagers that fall into trouble at an abandoned funeral parlor — no less. Night of the Demons 3 is great for some laughs and ridiculously amazing demon make up. I also love girls named Angela.
Hope you enjoy that. More later.